Church of GoatVsFish

The Vst Temple, Encino, Los Angeles

Church of GoatVsFish. The Church of GoatVsFish asks the 1 True Question: Are You Goat or Fish? Sunday Serversus at the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles, and live mornings on YouTube and Twitch.

At the beginning, there was GoatVsFish.

Choose for yourself

GoatVsFish will never tell you whether you are Goat or Fish. Your partner can't tell you. The stars can't tell you. The choice is yours alone, and making it is the whole celebration.

Get off the fence

Indecision eats months, years, decades. Every stuck moment is a Goat or Fish moment. Make a decision and triumph in life. The fence can only constrain you.

Come together

The Church is a place to play in the space of dogma, all in service of coming together. Versus are fundamental to the existence of Goat and Fish, and each one needs the other.

Sunday Serversus at the Vst Temple

Every Sunday the Congregation of the Denomination gathers at the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles. Guest Sermonizers take the pulpit, the Versus is celebrated, and food and hydration will be served.

Next: Sunday, October 25. GhostVsFlesh, a spooktacular Serversus, followed by a community BBQ and potluck.

The Temple is a private home. Email the Church or DM @churchofgoatvsfish for the address.

Get the address

Ask sincerely and the Church provides.

Food and hydration

Make a sincere request and GoatVsFish will find you something to eat or drink, at the Temple and out in the world.

Education

Monday services open the Compact Oxford English Dictionary and read one word aloud, every definition and all of its history.

Hiking and swimming clubs

Goats climb mountains. Fish swim. The clubs are forming now. Join the Decided to hear about the first hike and the first swim.

Once you choose, you never forget.

"Saying you're bored with ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†š๐ŸŸ is crazy! It's like saying you're bored with breathing or bored with having a heartbeat! The versus are fundamental to life!"

@lucid_nap on Instagram

"I still have my fence sitter card in my wallet... I instantly regretted my decision without knowing why but I just knew... I should have chose fish... gosh dern you good sir!"

@slimsimilarity on Instagram

"You were one of the best things there! I'll never forget all the songs and laughs you gave everyone! Thank you for an unforgettable experience!"

@comawhiteirl on Instagram

Meet GoatVsFish

GoatVsFish has asked the 1 True Question for nine years, on stages, streets, and festival grounds around the world: Are You Goat or Fish?

You may have seen the Versus on America's Got Talent, Adult Swim, Kill Tony, the Ding-Dong Show at the Comedy Store, Showtime, and VICE. GoatVsFish is member number 0 of Green Jellรฟ, the 2022 Footfest Champion, and great debater of presidential candidate Vermin Supreme.

Now the Vst Temple in Encino, Los Angeles, gives the Decided a home to gather, celebrate, and share food and hydration.

GoatVsFish in a crown of toy animals playing electric guitar

Take your place in the Church.

Become a minister of the Versus

Ordination and your official certificate from the Church of GoatVsFish are coming soon. Join the Decided to be first in line.

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Support the Temple

Gifts keep the food and hydration flowing, the livestreams running, and the Temple doors open.

The Church of GoatVsFish is working toward 501(c)(3) status. Until then, gifts are private donations and are not tax-deductible.

Give to the Temple

Join the Decided.